Still can’t get over that 4chan post that’s like “my mom came into my room and I pretended to be asleep and she stroked my cheek??? Is she gonna kill me???” And someone replied, “she loves you, dumbass”
What I like about this post is OP translates 4chan greentext into tumblr punctuation
I had a feeling that sooner or later, corporate greed to bite rich assholes in the butt and now it is.
I genuinely do not giving a flying fuck if Bob Iger can’t afford another yacht or if he has to sell one of his Rolexs. I care about people who can’t make a living doing their job. Look at this:
JB Tadena posted this on their twitter. 10 cents.
10 fucking a sense.
A goddamn dime is what they got.
Are you kidding me!?
No, but Bob Iger in his ivory place shoveling caviar into his face is the real victim here.
Finding out that Elon Musk was forced out as CEO of PayPal in favor of noted vampire Peter Thiel bc Elon Musk was adamant they keep it named “X dot com” instead of Paypal unlocks so much. His space company, his literal child, and now Twitter: it’s the world’s most inane Rosebud. He actually bought back the URL, like a cherished childhood sled (owning the right to name a website the letter “X”)
Some people told him it made more sense to have their banking company have a indicative name instead of generically being called “X” with vague allusions to being The Site For Everything, and he’ll prove those fools WRONG by getting the same things yelled at him over a different website’s name twenty years later
